Total Medals Earned: 964 (From 176 different games.) Total Medal Score: 17,860 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (200/200 points)
Medals Earned: 6/14 (40/360 points)
Medals Earned: 11/17 (280/480 points)
Medals Earned: 2/13 (10/450 points)
Medals Earned: 4/9 (125/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (100/500 points)
Medals Earned: 3/5 (85/160 points)
Medals Earned: 10/12 (150/300 points)
Medals Earned: 3/19 (15/395 points)
Medals Earned: 7/50 (55/500 points)
Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.
Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
Kill a spider, save a kitty.
Eliminate the Pig Hunter
Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Kill Zomboss.
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Unlock all weapons.
Play through every stage.
Kill Smileborg
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Find the incomplete area.
Finish the first level for each character.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Finish Mell's story.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Finish Naaij's story.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Find the adult pleasure.
Defend the weak.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Parry an enemy 5 times in a row.
Collect over $20000 in loot.
Kill 50 Enemies.
Finish the game in 10 minutes.
Find all secret items.
Complete every achievement.
Finish the game without dying.
Finish the game without using your shield.
kill the first boss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find and kill a miniboss
find it
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.
Reach a max overcharge combo.
Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Reach the maximum level.
Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).
